Shakespeare in a Chatroom
You have joined channel #Capulet_Party. Topic is: Star Crossed Lovers at a PartyNarrator_dude: Two households, both alike in dignity, yada yada yada
Juliet_mama:Tis quiet today :(
NurSe134: Alas... : ^<
Rmeo47 (Rmeo47@Montigue.fam) hath joined channel #Capulet_Party
NurSe134: Rmeo- art thou male or female?
Rmeo47: Male...thou?
NurSe134: Female
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Juliet_mama: As am I
Rmeo47: = o
Rmeo47: Juliet_mama, thou art a babe! ;-)
*Juliet_mama turneth pink*
Rmeo47: May I give thee a cyber-kiss, Jul?
Vargo5: Yah!!!!!!!Take it all off, MAMA!!!!!!!
*Vargo5 licks Juliet_mama on the cheek*
Juliet_mama: =~0
Rmeo: >= (
Vargo5 has been kicked from channel #Capulet_Party by Rmeo47
Rmeo: And now, my love....
*Rmeo giveth Juliet_mama a big smooch*
Rmeo hath been kicked from channel #Capulet_Party by Papa_Capulet (Reason: no virtual make-out allowed here)
Narrator_dude: Now old desire doth in his deathbed lie, etc...
Channel name changed to #Capulet_Orchard by Narrator_dude
Juliet_mama: Rmeo47, Rmeo47, wherefore art thou, Rmeo47?
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Juliet_mama: 8-D
Rmeo4U: :->
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Rmeo4U: But soft! What light from yonder chat room breaks?
Rmeo4U: It is the east! And Juliet_mama is the sun!
TechnoBill: Anyone here from Pittsburgh?
Jiliet_mama: Nay
Rmeo4U: Nay, sorry.
Juliet_mama: Is it thee, Rmeo47? I feared that I would never chat with thee again after thou wast kicked!
Rmeo4U: My nick hath changed but 'tis I. And I am thine...
*Juliet_mama swoons*
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Juliet_mama: BRB
Rmeo4U: .....
Rmeo4U:......
Juliet_mama: My nurse calleth and I must go. But on the morrow, wilst thou log on again?
Rmeo4U: Aye, my love, at what hour shall I search thee out?
Juliet_mama: At the hour of nine
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Rmeo4U: *sigh*
Narrator_dude: Ok, it's nine the next night now
Channel name changed to #Chapel_of_love by Narrator_dude
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Rmeo4U: =o
*Rmeo4U does cartwheels*
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Juliet_mama: Welcome, Cyber_Monk!
Rmeo4U: Wilst thou marry us, good father?
Cyber_Monk: Surely.
Cyber_Monk: Dost thou, Rmeo?
Rmeo4U: Aye
Cyber_Monk: Dost thou, Juliet_mama?
Juliet_mama: Aye
Cyber_Monk: Thou art married. Kiss the wench, man!
*Rmeo4U kisseth Juliet_mama firmly*
Rmeo4U hath been kicked by Cyber_Monk(Reason: no virtual make-out allowed here)
*Cyber_Monk laugheth evilly*
Juliet_mama: Damn!!!!!! What the $%^$%&$amp;?
Cyber_Monk: Do I get Prima Nocta? ;-->
Juliet: Go to hell, father! Art thou not a man of the cloth?
Cyber_Monk: Virtual celibacy sucks
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Cyber_Monk: Oh, well.
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Channel name changed to #Verona_Street by Narrator_dude
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Benvolio_dawg: Rmeo! our friend Mercutio_G hath been spammed by the nasty Tybalt_mc. Avenge him!
Rmeo4U: What will I do? Tybalt_mc and Juliet_mama use the self-same mail server! I cannot spam the man without also spamming my love!
Benvolio_dawg: Flame him, Rmeo!
Rmeo4U: Zounds! 'Tis the answer!
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Rmeo4U: Tybalt_mc- thou art UGLY!!!!!
Tybalt_mc: Thy mama!
Rmeo4U: = o
Rmeo4U: Rogue! Thou shalt pay! Thou art so stupid that thou couldst not pour urine out of thy boot even were there instructions on the heel!
Tybalt_mc: Thy mama weareth gauntlets!
Rmeo4U: If I had a dog with a face like thine I wouldst surely shave his hindquarters and instruct it how to walk to the rear!
Tybalt_mc: Thou sucketh!
Rmeo4U: Thou looketh fat in tights!
Benvolio_dawg: ROFLOL
Tybalt_mc: AAAAARGGGGH!!!!! :-<
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Benvolio_dawg: Brutal!!! Well done, Rmeo!
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Channel name changed to #Juliet's_chamber by Narrator_dude
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Rmeo4U: Thou hast found me!
Juliet_mama: Take me, love, for our honeymoon is not yet fulfilled!
Rmeo4U: And alone this time; nobody to kick me! : )
*Rmeo4U sits Juliet_mama on his lap*
*Rmeo4U wraps his arms around Juliet_mama and kisses her passionately*
Rmeo4U was kicked by Narrator_dude (Reason: no virtual make-out allowed in here)
Juliet_mama: This hath gotten quite lame. BRB
Channel name changed to #The_Crypt by Narrator_dude
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Squeaker32: any ladies wanna talk sex?
Buffff_dave: Yeah, girlzzzzz, let's party!!!!
Squeaker32: ....
Buffff_dave: .....
Squeaker32: ....
Buffff_dave: ......
Squeaker32: Damn.
Buffff_dave: Struck out again!
Squeaker32: dave- age?
Buffff_dave: 12, u?
Squeaker32: 11.
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RmeoMan: Juliet_mama???????
Squeaker32: No girls here, dude; sorry.
RmeoMan: JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buffff_dave: I think she logged off.
RmeoMan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*RmeoMan sobs violently*
RmeoMan: Then there's nothing left for me here...
RmeoMan has logged off. Farewell Message: Goodbye, cruel world!
Buffff_dave: Geeze, what's up with that guy?
Juliet_mama: I'm back...Rmeo?
Squeaker32: LET'S GET NASTY, MAMA!!!!!
Juliet_mama: Where's Rmeo?
Buffff_dave: He thought you logged off so he did too, but we're men enough for you!
Juliiet_mama: Logged off? Oh, my poor Rmeo!!!! Why didn't you scroll up? WHY???
*Juliet falls to the ground, ovecome with grief*
Juliet_mama has logged off.
Squeaker32: What a wierd channel.
Buffff_dave: No doubt. I'm going to change my nick and go to #Lonely_Housewives and see if I can get them to talk dirty
Squeaker32: Cool; I'll come along
Buffff_dave is now known as Molly_girl
Squeaker32 is now known as Lonely4luv
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Narrator: I hope you've enjoyed the drama and human tragedy of this production. Even more, I hope that you were touched by the moral of this story: that Shakespeare had some serious emotional problems and needed therapy desperately.