Brian Wilson is a Punk and Needs a Foot in the Face
So Giants closer Brian Wilson balls like an 8 year old girl after the game on Sunday because Dodgers 3rd Baseman and Official Team Badass Casey Blake mocked his arms-crossed showboating after Blake hit a home run off him. Wittle Bwian, who needed to be defended by his teammates, explains that the cross arm thing is a tribute to God and his late father, and that it has nothing to do with showboating.
Is that so?
No, it’s not. Brian Wilson crosses his arms to promote his damn clothing line. Very nice, Brian, you lying ass.

God, the whole Giants team is made up of emo crybabies. Except for Pablo Sandoval, who’s a walking diabetes bomb.



