Jack: who the hell is ellie?
Shu Chow: Ellie Nessler
Shu Chow: She shot her son’s molestor in a courthouse in California
Jack: oh
Shu Chow: We don’t fuck around in California
Jack: apparently not
R.I.P., Ellie Nessler

I gives it!

No more except for two finals. I need to score 2/25 on one and I’ll pass the class. The other is quite a bit harder.
So many possibilities in this post-college life:
1) Get really good at German to the point that I can read Kafka auf Deutsch.
2) Do a lot of statistics and [...]

One!
One night.
2 2/3 hours.
160 minutes!
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevic just got hauled off by the FBI for corruption charges. Good. I hope they nail the guy. He’s nothing but an incompetent attention whore. He pushed a video game sales restrictions law, despite it being so blatantly unconstitutional, because it was a [...]

2 Nights.
5 1/3 Hours.
320 Minutes.
Ok, and I think I got the Roaring Twenties down. The key was the white Martinique rum. I used Clement Premiere Canne Rum.
1.5 oz rum
1.5 oz ginger liquer
1.5 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz Grenadine