Archive for March, 2006

DAMN THOSE BASTARDS TO HELL

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Last night, I wrote a little script that was designed to hit the I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter site and vote for Fabio every 5-15 seconds. It was cheating, but the ends definitely justified the means. Good God, they’re trying to replace him with some twig-like metrosexuals. And like my [...]

This only makes you look stupid

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

There’s a see-saw tustle about the ferociousness of beavers at Wikipedia. Someone will post something about the bloodthirsty beaver. Someone will revert it. Someone else will provide evidence of their dangers. This has resulted in half of the Talk page being a debate about beaver attacks.
Way to go, Wikipedia.

Stupid Avi Tricks

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

Avi rules.

Avi as a chicken
Avi as a doggy
Showing off
Avi eats corn

Travesties and Injustices

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

I heard something truly sickening on the radio this morning.
As an improvished child in Italy, little Fabio Lanzoni enjoyed nothing more than watching American post-war movies in his tiny village’s tiny theater. He often daydreamed about himself in those movies, as the dashing hero saving the woman’s life. With only 5,000,000 lira in his pockets, [...]

Digg is the New Hotness

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

I’ve been playing with Digg for the past couple of months. During this time, I kept thinking there was a huge number of duplicate stories on Slashdot. /. is quite sloppy, and this isn’t new at all, so I didn’t think much about it. Then I realized what was really happening [...]