Archive for November, 2005

10 Reasons Why New Jersey is Better Than California

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

1) Lower taxes. In fact, no sales tax on clothes.
2) There are actually more diners than Starbuckses. There’s also no Noah’s “Bagels” in New Jersey.
3) People are a lot more transparent around here. If someone’s being a jerk, you have the right and obligation to tell them such. There’s no pussyfooting [...]

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10 Reasons Why California is Better Than New Jersey

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

1) In California, you actually turn left to make a left turn.
2) Cherry tomatoes are very hard to find in New Jersey.
3) In New Jersey, the food is expensive and the vegetables not as fresh. A lot of places also serve veal.
4) The Pacific Ocean is a soothing green. The Atlantic Ocean is [...]

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What the hell?

Friday, November 25th, 2005

Why didn’t you people tell me it was going to be this cold?

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